Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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