honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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