check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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