i don't plan on having that self control this summer
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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