He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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