That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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