Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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