i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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