I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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