Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
