I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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