what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All the doctor said was why
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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