DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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