I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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