quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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