Dual....:-)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
