Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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