He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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