Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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