because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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