is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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