I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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