You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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