youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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