i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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