Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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