So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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