i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it hurts more in the daytime
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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