Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is it penis luge time yet?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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