Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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