fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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