I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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