it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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