so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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