Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will be naked everywhere
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Randomize
