How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
