Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I will be naked everywhere
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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