these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I will die if light touches me.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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