somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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