now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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