I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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