I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
my liver is dry heaving
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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