"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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