I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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