JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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