i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This baby is an asshole
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
its liver damage thursday
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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