normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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