Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
why is half of my head shaved?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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