question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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