I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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