Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
